Star Puns: We all grow up listening to the stories of angels residing on stars told by grandparents. As a kid, we used to wait for the nighttime to see the twinkling stars, the glittering moon, and fall asleep while counting all of them. It’s because of the stars, the night sky looks so endearing, gleaming, and heavenly. But can you laugh upon stars? Yes, you can if you have the best star puns at your disposal. For all the star and puns lovers, we have jotted down the blingy list of funny star puns that will make space for laughter in your monotonous life.
Funny Star Puns
What’s that one thing matters most to the celebrity star? Stardom.
The star (scar) on his face looks so horrible.
If you want to bol-star (bolster) physical strength, you have to lift weights daily.
Where does all the stars of a constellation go to drink coffee? Starbucks
You star-tled me with this amazing surprise gift.
She is so star (far) away from me.
Why the Sun is so jealous of other stars? He can’t twinkle.
What happens when stars of different groups being to fight? Star wars!
Ain’t Scarlet Johnson looks star-ning (stunning) all the time?
You want party? Meet me at the star (bar).
What do you call a star with a law degree? Barri-star (barrister).
Let’s go on a trip. I have brought a new star (car).
Which currency stars use to buy something? Star Bucks.
To maintain fitness, I prefer stars (stairs) over escalators.
By leaps and bounds, your star (are) the best person I have ever met.
Why stars have superiority complex? They are heavenly bodies.
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If your co-star is better, you can do any scene seamless and in less time.
Which app has the most star rating? Milky way because it encloses all the stars.
What does stars take to build muscles quickly? Asteroids (steroids).
He is biggest prank-star in the world.
What do you call a fish with immense attitude? Starfish.
What do you call a turtle with so much glitter? Star-tle.
What do you call the coolest star? Red Dwarf tar.
What do you call a sagacious star? White dwarf star.
What do you call a star who doesn’t take anyone side? Neutron star.
The more stars an office has on his shoulders, the more designated and respected he is.
Why don’t understand why movie stars wear sunglasses all the time?
What does stars, bats, and owls have in common? They all come out at night.
What happens when baby stars wake up in between? They twinkle a lot.
The best form of silver is star-ling (sterling) silver.
Hey, bring you star-eo (stereo) system out and play some rock music.
I am star-ving. Can I get something to eat?
If a social media app were made only for stars, it would be called in-star-gram (instagram).
Let’s kick-star (kickstart) our dream project as soon as possible.
If you want to join me, you need to accept some star-ipulations (stipulations).
I didn’t know that sugar is also made up of star (starch).
Every ma-star (master) was once a beginner.
Where does all the stars collect milk? Milky Way.
I must say, I have the best si-star (sister) in the world.
Hey, you mi-star (mister)! Don’t throw garbage on the road.
How long you are going to carry that pla-star (plaster) on your hand?
There is no device invented to save you from natural disa-star (disaster).
The sun is the brightest star closest to us.
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Tony star (Stark) and Ironman both are same person.
You should mus-star (muster) all your courage and give another shot to your dreams.
Have you read about the operation Blue star conducted in India?
I have made fruit cus-star-d (custard). Do you want to eat?
Can you go up-stars (upstairs) and bring my cellphone?
May be you should re-star-rt (restart) your computer if it is hanged.
My favorite past time is stargazing.
What do you call a wild star? Star-zan (Tarzan).
Stay away from the clu-star (cluster) of bulls.
Why star was arrested without any warrant? It was shooting.
I don’t want to comet (comment) about this news.
I will soon be star-red in a Hollywood movie.
A star’s future is always bright.
I don’t want to say but he is a ba-star-d (bastard).
All these people are star-warts (stalwarts) of this organization.
Why are stars apart from each other? Because of space in between.
Which type of track stars used to compete in a race? Star Trek.
What type of sound a shooting star creates? Pew Pew.
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What do you call a star that likes to party? A super nova.
How does a star get to work? It planet.
Why was the little star sad? It had no planets.
What kind of shorts do stars wear? Star jean shorts.
What do you call a star that eats too much? A red giant.
Where do baby stars come from? The stork nebula.
What do you call a star that acts in movies? A star actor.
Why can’t a star become a tree? It doesn’t have enough space to grow.
How do stars keep their socks up? With supernova.
What do you call a star that likes to rap? MC Supernova.
Why are some stars called Red Dwarfs? They just haven’t grown up yet.
Why was the star teacher upset? Her students were all spaced out.
What do stars use to write in space? Astropens.
Why do stars twinkle? They’re too starstruck to stop.
What did the mama star say to her misbehaving baby star? If you don’t stop that I’ll send you straight to your nebula.
How do stars keep track of time? With a supernova watch.
What kind of songs do stars sing? Hip hop and R&B cause they got a lot of soul.
Why do stars hate winter? It’s too cold outside the Milky Way.
How do stars see at night? With their starscope.
Did you hear about the star that was afraid of heights? It was scared it might fall into a black hole.
What kind of makeup do stars wear? Star dust eyeshadow.
Why was the star sent to the principal’s office? It was misbehastronomy.
What do you call a star that plays video games too much? A satellite addict.
Why was the star student so tired in class? He was up all night studying astronomology.
Did you hear about the star that became a singer? It really loved being a star performer.
What did Mars say to the star? Nothing, it just planet.
I’m so excited about the new Star Wars movie, I already bought tickets to see it in 2045.
I’m convinced the Earth is flat. How else do you explain how stars stay in the sky?
I’m not saying I’m an astronomer, but I can tell you exactly what day of the week it is by looking at the stars. (It’s always Wednesday.)
I’m so afraid of black holes, I can’t even watch the movie Interstellar.
I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I did figure out how to calculate the distance to the nearest star. It’s about as far away as my couch is from the fridge.
I’m not sure what’s more frightening: the vastness of space, or the fact that I’m just a tiny speck in it.
I’m so directionally challenged, I even get lost in space.
I’m not saying I’m a conspiracy theorist, but I do believe the moon landing was fake.
I’m not sure what’s worse: the thought of being alone in the universe, or the thought of having to hang out with aliens.
I’m so uncoordinated, I’m afraid I’d trip and fall if I ever walked on the moon.
Why did the star go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little faint.
What did one star say to the other star? “Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.”
What do you call a star that can’t shine? A black star.
What do you call a star that’s a good listener? A stellar listener.
What do you call a group of stars that are always fighting? A constellation.
How does our solar system keep its figure? Lots of orbits.
What do you call a great looking star? A starlet.
Why do stars hate rainy days the most? You can’t see them and they feel ultra-violet.
Did you hear about the star that feel in love with the moon? I heard it really planet.
How do stars like to relax on weekends? By solar sailing on their solar yachts.
What kind of computer games do stars like best? Orbit and asteroid blasters.
I once ate a supernova. It was stellar!
My love for you is like a black hole. It’s dark, intense, and you can’t escape.
I’m so starstruck, I just signed up for UberStardust.
I tried to wish on a shooting star, but it missed my house. Typical.
I’m so bright, I could give the sun a sunburn.
I’m not sure what’s more impressive, the vastness of the universe or the size of my ego.
I’m not saying I’m a star, but I do have a gravitational pull on people.
I’m so far out there, I’m in another galaxy.
I’m not lazy, I’m just in a low-energy state, like a neutron star.
I’m so famous, I have my own paparazzi in the Milky Way.
I get more fan mail than the post office.
My life is so glamorous, I need a reality show to document it.
I’m so famous, I have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame…in another city.
I’m so rich, I swim in money. Actually, I swim in a pool filled with gold coins.
I’m so famous, I have my own constellation. It’s called “Ego.”
I’m so good-looking, I could make a blind person cry tears of joy.
I’m so talented, I could make a rock sing.
I’m so famous, I’m practically royalty. In fact, I’m the Supreme Overlord of the Universe.
I’m so hungry, I could eat a whole galaxy.
My life is so exciting, it’s like a shooting star. It goes out in a flash.
I’m so tired, I could sleep for a million years. Just like a bear.
I’m so old, I remember when the sun was a baby.
I’m so happy, I could dance on a supernova.
I’m so funny, I could make a black hole laugh.
I’m so wise, I could give Yoda a run for his money.
I’m so mysterious, I could give the Sphinx a riddle.
I’m so awesome, I could give myself a standing ovation.
What’s the difference between a star and a baby? A baby stops screaming eventually.
Why did the star go to rehab? It had a substance abuse problem.
What do you call a star that can’t sing? A constellation.
What do you call a star that’s always late? A procrastinator.
What do you call a star that’s really good at math? A stellar mathematician.
I tried to make a wish on a shooting star, but it turned out to be a meteoroid. Now I’m just filled with meteor-regret.
My dream job? Professional stargazer. Looks easy, right? Wrong. Apparently, all you see are black dots.
I’m not saying I’m a star, but I do have a black hole in my wallet.
My love life is like a supernova: bright and intense for a short period, then completely collapses.
I’m so bad with constellations, I once mistook the Big Dipper for a ladle.
I asked a star for wisdom. It told me to stop staring at it and get a life.
I’m so broke, I can’t afford to wish upon a star. I have to use shooting pennies.
I’m not sure what my star sign is, but I’m pretty sure it’s “lost in space.”
My life is like a constellation: it only makes sense if you’re really drunk.
I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing: my lack of knowledge about stars, or my attempt to hide it by talking about them.
Hilarious Jokes on Star
Why did the star refuse to play cards?
Because it didn’t want to be dealt with!
What do you call a group of musical stars?
A galaxy of rock stars!
How do stars clean their kitchens?
They comet-clean it!
Why was the star late for work?
Because it had a cosmic traffic jam!
What did one star say to the other during a fight?
“You need to planet better next time!”
What do you call a star that’s always surrounded by police?
A shooting star!
Why did the star go to school?
To get a little ‘twinkle’ in its eye!
How does the Sun cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What’s a star’s favorite drink?
Meteor-ade!
Why don’t stars like to eat?
Because they prefer to be ‘light’ on their feet!
What did one star say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“You light up my sky!”
Why don’t stars play hide and seek?
Because they always stand out!
What did the big star say to the little star?
“You’re just a twinkle in my shadow!”
Why did the star refuse to fight?
Because it didn’t want to cause a ‘galactic’ conflict!
How do stars clean their clothes?
They use a ‘comet’ detergent!
What’s a star’s favorite accessory?
A ‘constellation’ necklace!
Why don’t stars make good comedians?
Because their jokes are too ‘stellar’!
What’s a star’s favorite candy?
Starbursts!
What did the star say to the astronomer?
“You make me feel like the center of the universe!”
Why did the star get a parking ticket?
Because it was ‘over-shining’ in a no-parking zone!
What do you call a star that plays the guitar?
A rock star!
Why did the star refuse to join the movie?
Because it didn’t want to be typecast as the ‘shining’ star!
How do stars organize a party?
They planet!
Why did the star go to school?
To improve its ‘brightness’!
What’s a star’s favorite TV show?
The Big Bang Theory!
Why did the star get detention?
Because it was disrupting the class with its ‘glowing’ personality!
How do stars communicate?
They ‘twinkle’ each other!
Why was the star not allowed in the bar?
Because it was ‘over the limit’!
What’s a star’s favorite subject in school?
Astronomy, of course!
Why did the star become an actor?
Because it wanted to be in the ‘limelight’!
What do you call a nervous star?
A ‘shooting’ star!
How does a star apologize?
It says, “I made a ‘big bang’ of a mistake!”
Why did the star go to the spa?
To relax and ‘unwind’!
What did the star do at the talent show?
It gave a ‘stellar’ performance!
How do stars throw parties?
They have a ‘celestial’ celebration!
Why did the star get a job in customer service?
Because it was good at ‘brightening’ people’s days!
What’s a star’s favorite game?
Constellation charades!
What did one star say to another during an argument?
“Stop being so ‘spacey’!”
Why don’t stars like to share their snacks?
Because they’re ‘stellar’ hoarders!
How do stars listen to music?
They use their ‘sonic’ waves!
Why did the star bring a ladder to the party?
Because it wanted to reach new ‘heights’!
What did the star wish for when it saw a falling comet?
“More shooting stars for company!”
How do stars keep in touch?
They give each other ‘space’ calls!
Why was the star feeling so emotional?
It had a ‘galactic’ breakdown!
What did the star say to the Moon?
“You’re my favorite ‘lunar’ companion!”
Why did the star start a band?
Because it wanted to ‘shine’ in the music industry!
What do you call a star that loves to read?
A ‘star-book’ addict!
Why did the star become a chef?
Because it wanted to add some ‘spice’ to the universe!
What did one starfish say to the other in the sky?
“I’m a starfish in the ‘sea’ of stars!”
How do stars avoid getting lost?
They follow the ‘star’ maps!
Why don’t stars like to argue?
Because they prefer to ‘orbit’ peacefully!
What did the mama star say to its baby star?
“You light up my world!”
Why did the star bring sunglasses to the party?
Because it was ‘glowing’ so brightly!
What’s a star’s favorite mode of transportation?
The ‘shuttle’!
Why did the star wear a belt?
To ‘hold’ its pants up in the universe!
What did the star say to the comet?
“You’re just passing through!”
Why did the star go to the bank?
To get a ‘star loan’!
How do stars prefer their coffee?
With a ‘light’ roast!
Why did the star go to the therapist?
Because it was feeling ‘uncentered’!
What did one star say to another during a race?
“May the ‘light’ be with you!”